My children multiple languages

Dua bulan lepas seperti biasa sebagai seorang bapa mithali, gua telah bawak anak2 gua for an appointment with their pediatrician at of course di hospital termashur di Kuala Lumpur ni - Prince Court Medical Centre. 

Pemergian gua diiringi oleh gua punya "domestic engineer" - hilang akal kalau tak bawak mak dia... camna gua nak handle 3 orang sekali gus dolll.. Tujuan gua tak lain tak bukan is for their regular check up and to discuss the children development.. maklumla dgn peredaran masa sekarang ni.. being a parent nowdays are very challenging and demanding...

This is the scene that gua can recall during the consultation period in the pediatrician room  (imagine tau!)

Doc : They all look great - how are they coping?

Gua:  Ok.. ok.. less fever.. and very active

Doc: That's good.. how's their communication skills?

Gua dengan bangganya menjelaskan: Adam had mastered 3 languages, Arif still mixing the 2 languages at his whim and fancy and Aleesya even though struggling but can communicate effectively.

*Mind you that my eldest, Adam is only 6 years old and had mastered 3 languages, Arif (2nd) is 4 years old can mixed 2 languages and Aleesya only 11 months can already communicate effectively*

Dah.. dah.. the doc look very impress now...  dengan mulut sedikit terlopong... (ada yang masuk lalat ni) yang peliknya... gua punya domestic engineer pun terlopong.. mendengar penerangan gua pada doctor.

Doc: Wow!! That's great - how did you manage to teach them all that?

Gua: Well.. they pick up bahasa kebangsaan... during the day and English in the evening... and for others.. once or twice a week depending on my wife schedule.. In fact I am trying to see whether they can pick up 1 other language.. (belum abis cakap doc dah potong)

Doc: I hope you wont stressed them out with all those schedule.. 

Gua dgn pantas potong: No.. no.. it comes naturally to them... and further explained  "during the day the children will speak Malay to the mother.. and naturally English with me in the evening and KELANTANESE whenever they are at their Tok Pa's house... and now I am trying to see whether they can take up Terengganunian language.. whereas Aleesya still with her baby gaga.."

*suasana sepi seketika - doc seem confuse and gua punya domestic engineer dah tepuk dahi*

Gua cakap salah ke?? Salahke?? Bukan ke Bahasa melambangkan Bangsa? Tak kan gua nak ajar anak gua cakap French.. walaupun anak gua si Adam tu ada ala2 pan asian tapi tak sanggup gua mengkonpiuskan identiti dia.. salah ke gua???